a taste of my monday, as per an amusing conversation on tuesday

the ideal: I won't be on long... but how are you?
ame: better than yesterday
how are you?
the ideal: better than yesterday
you first
ame: i woke up at 5 am with cramps that lasted till i went to bed last night. i wanted to die.
your turn
the ideal: may have failed a fine arts quiz, 50% on a German quiz, got hit by a homework dump truck, class for 7 hours, work for 4
you win, by the way

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for the record, i'm better now. [[also, perhaps unsurprisingly, i thought his monday sounded just as bad.]]