What guy in his right mind would send, in the on-campus mail, a little paper packet, to me, and in this little packet is a piece of an index card, which says "Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion" and had a pin of Nebraska attached to it? Does it mean anything?
Inquiring minds need to know.
Update: Did I mention the Nebraska pin says "possibilities ... endless" on it?